Posted by Scott Salomon on October 15, 2009 at 8:31pm
I am the devil’s advocate.I am what you want me to be, yet I am not a pushover.I will gladly spend hours of my free time trying to help you, but I refuse to tolerate you taking advantage of this.I will do anything for a laugh, especially at my own expense. I consider my humor my best quality. You will not want to be my friend if our humor is not compatible.I feel that people have a perception of me that I cannot shake off. Although my reputation seems to precede me, I only care about what my close friends think about me. Everyone else can fuck off.I am too blunt. People call me the “inappropriate comment guy.” I like it.I “get it” the first time and don’t get why everyone doesn’t. Perhaps I am too impatient.I get frustrated when people take freedom for granted. Without freedom and human ingenuity, we might as well be savages. Patrick Henry was right.I am an avid fan of LA sports. I am that loud, obnoxious guy with his shirt off screaming “GO BRUINS” when we are down by 3 touchdowns. I am at Dodger Stadium for batting practice and do not leave until after the scoreboard says “Final.” I can still hear Chick Hearn telling me that “the Jell-o is jiggling.” My vocabulary is much more colorful thanks to the LA Kings.I do not care about popularity or fitting in. This is why I can get away with most of the crap I do. This may even be why I do it in the first place. My true friends accept me for the value I offer them. These are the only people I would sacrifice myself for.I am narcissistic. I am Scott Salomon. And I love it.
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