Posted by Sadie Comito on January 23, 2011 at 12:04pm
Why do I...want to press large red buttonssing in the showerenjoy riding escalatorsinvestigate the light in the refrigeratorthink my covers will protect me from intruders and monstersgiggle at the thought of a proctologisttouch anything with a 'Wet Paint' signtake endless pictures of my dogtalk about the weatherneed to check Facebook before getting any actual work done on the computerstand directly infront of the microwavehate the sound of my voice (it's nothing like it sounds in my head)plot ways to get more than one free samplestill love The Backstreet Boysget excited to sit 'shot gun'and wait until the last minute?Because I'm human.Even with all the incredible things humans have achieved (airplanes, the internet, washing machinces that load in the front) humans do other things which may seem less ground breaking but none the less they are still an awesome part of being a human.
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